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What is maryland?
ok, i was reading these definitions and i came to the conclusion that i have never heard anyone in my life say P-Town what a loser (Bamma 4 life). That was definitley not cool.
1. Everyone needs to stop referring to Maryland as "ghetto". Most people in Maryland are from Middle-Class America. Whether it be from lower or upper its still Middle.
2. Maryland is not just Annapolis or any other cracker-county or city you can think of. Where you eat crabs and sail on yatchs and love the Navy.
3. Maryland is divided up into 3 parts. DC Metro (PG,Montgomery,Northern Virginia also and maybe Fredrick county), Baltimore (Anne Arundel,Charles,Howard, Calvert,) and anything else that nobody wants to claim.
4. Even though Prince Georges county might be "ghetto" there is alot of contrast even in that county. You have the extremely rich and you have the 9th Ward (DC's Annex). P.G County is the richest black county in the Nation. Look it up.
5. Marylanders do not have accents. We just cant pronnounce the letter "R". Its Murrland. Drop that "Y" also thats how we can tell your from the north.
Maryland is one of the better states that was adopted into the union.
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Maryland - what is it?
To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.
Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"
Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."
NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."
Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
What does "maryland" mean?
like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway
baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states
Maryland - what does it mean?
I'm from Maryland. I'm not from the South . . . or the North; It's the Mid Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's pizza not pie. It's the beach not the shore and I drink 'Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in place of "where are you going?" And, for the record, I'm not a hick. It's DC not Washington. I know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, And how to pump my own gas. I know what and where the Naval Academy is. I love crabs, corn, and snowballs There's no place like MD!!
maryland is better then any other state...
Maryland - meaning
bast damn state there is we got it all from girls to fun
marland is the spot to be if u lookin for a honey
Maryland - definition
We aren't northern, we aren't southern, we just chill. We can catch cook and crack our own crabs from our own bay. It isn't strange to see people wearing abnormally large sunglasses, polo shirts (sometimes two), pearls, seersucker shorts, Lily dresses, Vera Bradley handbags, boat shoes, rainbow flip flops, and guys wearing pink on an average day. You know where and what the Naval Academy is- and probably have friends or family members who go/went there. It isn't weird to drive your boat to a friends house or resturant. We have skiing out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick. Ocean city contains two kinds of people; old people living out their golden years, and college kids working and achieving a continous state of drunkeness all summer long! We can drink any city/state under the table. Kids start drinking in middle school and by 10th grade can out-drink college seniors. The best BEI RUIT players are all Maryland born and bred (PS- REAL MARYLANDERS CALL IT BEI RUIT, NOT BEER PONG!!). The best night life. We call it DC not Washington. We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to southern Maryland for boating, crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend. We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on weekends! We have 2 of the top 10 richest county's in the country-and yes, we're that cocky. We know how to drive in a traffic circle and we can pump our own gas. Old Bay seasoning is awesome and very accessible here! Calling pizza, pie is just gay. We get tons of snow days and use them to drink and go snowboarding. Schools in the counties get closed if even one snowflake comes out of the sky, they break into programming on tv and radio to update you on the current weather conditions and the impending "blizzard". Forget real Mexican food, Chipotle is the best. We have some of the best lacrosse in the world. Bayhawks; MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs. Your kids start playing lacrosse as soon as they can hold a stick. We call a creek a "crick". We have soda not pop. BURGER COOKIES! You really really really hate the Steelers, Yankees, Duke and the Colts... and by hate... we mean we'd literally kill their fans. Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the warehouse windows...(and even though we usually lose, the games are still fun to go to and get drunk). You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Superbowl and the Terps won the National Championship. Grown men who wear purple are manly....We all know Ray and Jamal didn't have anything to do with those crimes... Speaking of crimes- MD has the second highest murder rate in the country. You can take apart a crab like a surgeon. Maryland Rocks!
"Crabcakes and football!! That's what Maryland does!"- Wedding Crashers
Maryland - slang
The greatest state in the world, containing the greatest city, Baltimore. Maryland contains everything possible except for deserts, and has snow and heat.
Girl: You live in Maryland? Have sex with me!
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an awesome state that isn't too hick-filled, but not all snotty like other states up north.
maryland is the illest state
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the only state in the shape of a hand-gun
Which state is in the shape of a handgun? Oh yeah, Maryland.
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I'm from Maryland. We're not from the South, nor do we have an accent. We're also not New England, we're the Mid Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's the beach not the shore and we drink water not "Wooder". It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in short of "where are you going?" It's pizza not pie. It's DC not Washington. We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas. We know what and where the Naval Academy is. It's not unusual to eat at a resturant with no shirts, no shoes, and your boat parked out front. We love crabs, corn, and beer. There is no place like it.
Harford county rocks!