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What is Beef Curtain?
Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
Beef Curtain - video
Beef Curtain - what is it?
A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
What does "Beef Curtain" mean?
the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!
Beef Curtain - what does it mean?
A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef
Ashley Casiano is such a beef curtain
Beef Curtain - meaning
The skin around a womens vagina that hangs down after excessive sexual activity with many men and/or objects.
The Beef Curtain hung to the floor.
Beef Curtain - definition
When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious
Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her
Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain
Beef Curtain - slang
While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
Beef Curtain
A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.
Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!
Beef Curtain
It means pussy lips.
Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain
Beef Curtain
A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!