Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Beanism?

the study of beans.

"Beanism is a good major in college."

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Beanism - video

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Beanism - what is it?

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

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What does "Beanism" mean?

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gรจ รขn dรฉ and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but Iโ€™m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

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Beanism - what does it mean?

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

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