Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wallpaper?

If a girl tells a guy a bit too late that she doesn't want to receive his special juices, he may have no choice but to ejaculate on the nearest wall. Bonus points for hanging a poster using the sticky stuff on said wall.

College guy 1: Great Pulp Fiction poster man!
College Guy 2: Thanks. Your Mom and I were wallpapering last night. She was so good we also stuck my Animal House poster to the other wall.

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Wallpaper - what is it?

When describing something or someone, if they are 'wallpaper' they not the art on the walls, they are more like the wall paper. You would not get interesting wallpaper, because you cant change it if you get sick of it, so you get something neutral, simple, uneventful.

I liked their first album, but the rest have been just wallpaper.

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What does "wallpaper" mean?

A paper thin booger that clings to the inside of your nostril.

Timmy picked his nose today and tore down some wallpaper.

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Wallpaper - what does it mean?

When a guy orgasms while wearing pants. Results in the fabric being stuck to his leg.
Primarily occurs on dance floors or at strip clubs.

I spent $300 at the strip club and all I got was a nice wallpapering.

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Wallpaper - meaning

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?

My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?

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Wallpaper - definition

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.

"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.

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Wallpaper - slang

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible

-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."

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Wallpaper

a term used when trying to hide the fact that you are talking about white people

Dang they so stupid, them wall paper mess up evrythang!
pssht wallpaper!

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Wallpaper

Pictures, usually movie, used in a film as a background to commentary. Implies that they would not have been included if better footage was available.

Something happens which has been filmed for 20 seconds, but to explain it takes 40 seconds. Pictures of the expert explaining it are boring, so 10 seconds of "wallpaper" are needed (e.g. exterior of factory.) Also known as padding.

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Wallpaper

When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.

When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!

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