Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Battleships?

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

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Battleships - meme gif

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Battleships - video


Battleships - what is it?

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

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What does "Battleships" mean?

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.

Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!

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Battleships - what does it mean?

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.

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Battleships - meaning

It's what I just sank.

I just sank your battleship.

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Battleships - definition

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.

B-8!

You sunk my battleship!

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Battleships - slang

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.

"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."

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Battleships

(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.

After I ate that bad Chinese food, I was battleshipping like a fiend for most of the next day.

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Battleships

A heavily armored ship used in WW1/WW2-era and had over 12-inch Weaponry.

Also- why is this website sex-related and full of perverts?
Fuck the ejaculate on face game.

P1: hey want to go on a tour on Missouri?
P2: Fuck yeah!
P3: I'm in for sure!

Battleship

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Battleships

When two or more person's are located in the same area and are communicating back and forth online through lap top computers (appearing like the game BattleShip).

When you post something on someone's news-feed (etc.) that would be an example of sinking their ship.

Also if you overload a person with notifications you have just "sank their ship".

The cause of this action will lead to LOLing, or LOL circles with your Battleship members.

"Damn it Kelly, you're Sinking my Battleships."

OR

"Dude when we get home you wanna Sink Battleships?!"

OR

"Let's all just sink Elliot's Battleships when we get home."

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