Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Battleship?

A game you play while shitting. You poop out a long turd and than try to split it in half with the remaining poop in your body.

Man I really let that shit have it. I sunk the battleship with a line of shrimp poppers!

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Battleship - meme gif

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Battleship - video


Battleship - what is it?

Where you lie in the bathtub buck naked and your girlfriend blows the shit out of you.

Mark and Melissa played battleship. Mark clearly won.

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What does "Battleship" mean?

Secret code used by people in Ohio to discreetly talk about marijuana use. Several terms from the popular board game are used in the code such as Carrier, Battleship, Submarine, Destroyer, Patrol Boat, Hit, and Miss.

Sorry guys I gotta go play a game of battleship with my dad.

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Battleship - what does it mean?

Two guys masturbate while facing each other. Both guys simultaneously ejaculate on each other causing a blast and splash.

Bobby and his lover like to battleship once and awhile after a hard days work.

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Battleship - meaning

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

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Battleship - definition

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.

Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!

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Battleship - slang

It's what I just sank.

I just sank your battleship.

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Battleship

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.

"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."

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Battleship

(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.

After I ate that bad Chinese food, I was battleshipping like a fiend for most of the next day.

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Battleship

A heavily armored ship used in WW1/WW2-era and had over 12-inch Weaponry.

Also- why is this website sex-related and full of perverts?
Fuck the ejaculate on face game.

P1: hey want to go on a tour on Missouri?
P2: Fuck yeah!
P3: I'm in for sure!

Battleship

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