Definder - what does the word mean?

What is battleships?

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

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Battleships - what is it?

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

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What does "battleships" mean?

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

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Battleships - what does it mean?

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.

Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!

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Battleships - meaning

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.

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Battleships - definition

It's what I just sank.

I just sank your battleship.

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Battleships - slang

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.

B-8!

You sunk my battleship!

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Battleships

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.

"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."

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Battleships

(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.

After I ate that bad Chinese food, I was battleshipping like a fiend for most of the next day.

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Battleships

A heavily armored ship used in WW1/WW2-era and had over 12-inch Weaponry.

Also- why is this website sex-related and full of perverts?
Fuck the ejaculate on face game.

P1: hey want to go on a tour on Missouri?
P2: Fuck yeah!
P3: I'm in for sure!

Battleship

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