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What is Batiste?
Batiste is an amazing personnality !! Kind of like a lab ( dog ) he is always up for anything ! Sometimes sensitive... but will be a great partner and a true friend ! Usually really good looking and have a great sens of humour
Batiste is not a shampoo brand ! It's more then that ..!!
Batiste - meme gif
Batiste - video
Batiste - what is it?
When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.
Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo
What does "Batiste" mean?
When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech
Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista
Batiste - what does it mean?
Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.
After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.
2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."
3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.