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What is Batista?
A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.
Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.
Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.
Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.
2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
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Batista - what is it?
A cutie pie who is so cute and sexy and an great wrsetler. And hes the best body i have ever seen!
Batista is soooo cute just look at that body!
What does "Batista" mean?
A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.
Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.
Batista - what does it mean?
Dave Batista Real name 317 pounds not a member of evolution anymore Won the heavyweight Belt From TripleH at Wresltemania 21 sunday april,3,2005. The Beast the Animal who has cool moves like spinebuster and powerBomb. and is The New HeavyWeight Champion.
Batista will beat triple h over and over triple h will never seee his belt again hahahaha.
Batista - meaning
The current World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE. He has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. Bound to be a MUCH better champion than Randy Orton.
If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.
Wrestlemania XXI: Defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.
Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.
Batista's on a roll!!
Batista - definition
a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.
Batista - slang
One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
Batista
Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?
'This HORSE Batista!!'-J.R
'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista
Batista
WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.
"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION
Batista
A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.
"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."
"What an animal!"