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What is Barking spider?
An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.
The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.
Barking spider - video
Barking spider - what is it?
The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?
Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
What does "Barking spider" mean?
Barking spider - what does it mean?
Another name for a short yet loud fart
*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders
Barking spider - meaning
When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
Barking spider - definition
What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.
Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!
Barking spider - slang
A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
Barking spider
A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
Barking spider
A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.
" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
Barking spider
When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.
I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!