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What is Banana Sex?
The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
Banana Sex - video
Banana Sex - what is it?
Man Last Night I Saw My Girl Having A Talk With
A Sex Banana
What does "Banana Sex" mean?
"the sex banana" is where you pile drive your dick into her so good that her face lights up bright and cheerly like the sun or a "sex banana"
"I did the sex banana on her last night"
Banana Sex - what does it mean?
when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.
I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!
Banana Sex - meaning
During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.
"I gave Allie banana ear sex violently whilst thinking of my mother."
Banana Sex - definition
Banana Sex is when you put a banana up a man’s anal cavity and leave it until you are done having sex, then you pull it out and eat it.
Person 1: Me and My bf Just Had Banana Sex
Person 2: Wow! I wanna Try!
Banana Sex - slang
When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...
Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
Banana Sex
when a chik lays flat on her stomach (naked) and an illusiv young man comes from behind and places his john thomas in her ass and starts rocking to a fro in the shape of a banana. quite amusing may i add especially on dutch porn channels.
lets do it banana style.
Banana Sex
Banana Sex is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn't want to 'stick his penis up in it' so he grabs a banana before heading in to 'do the nasty' and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. Then he has one of two options;
1 Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2 Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
"Dude, i just had banana sex with that chick."