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What is Banana Hammock?
Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.
Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
Banana Hammock - video
Banana Hammock - what is it?
A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.
Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!
What does "Banana Hammock" mean?
1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.
Banana Hammock - what does it mean?
A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
Banana Hammock - meaning
The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room
Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.
Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet
Mark: Fuck yea
Banana Hammock - definition
A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.
Bro, sweet game last night!
Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!
Banana Hammock - slang
a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"
Banana Hammock
A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
Banana Hammock
I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.
Banana Hammock
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?