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What is Balto?

A marching band line consisting of a mixture between a Bari Sax, an Alto Sax, and a Clarinet.

"Hey, claxinetophones dress center!"

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Balto - what is it?

1. Leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an antitoxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic.

2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a
Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is.

A russian goose who is Balto's mentor.

A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend.

Two polar bears - muk and luk

Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.

and many others

I remember when Balto led came to Clevland, little timmy!

When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.

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What does "Balto" mean?

Balto is a condition in which a man and only a man is either a.)wearing tight apparel in which his genitals are split by a bisecting hem or b.) wearing apparel that is forced upwards and therefore forming a shape similiar to what is know as camel toe, however, with testicles.

Also known as moose knuckle.

"Dude, don't look at Jeff, his pant's are so tight he's got a mad balto."

"Oh Shit!! Jeff slid forward on that couch and his Balto is fucking rediculous!"

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Balto - what does it mean?

A boy who is as straight as a circle and sucks at basketball

Hey balto

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Balto - meaning

One who sucks dick to make up for their pathetic lives. Also known to take it up the ass.

"Hey balto, ur match is on mat 2!"

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Balto - definition

A name given to someone who is a pathetic person. They are a poor excuse for a human being. They seek sexual relief by masturbating over text from the internet

It wasn't an issue Balto!
The starting running back for the oakland raiders is Robert Balto

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Balto - slang

The result of tight crotch pants, shorts, or underwear, wear the center seam separates the testicles in a visually obvious manner.

Man, these new jeans are givin'g me a terrible balto.

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