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What is Badminton?
A Fast-Paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and believe it or not strength. I play Rugby and Basketball and neither are half as taxing as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally hXc sport which everyone should play!
cock : hahah you playin badminton you jessie?
me : dude i'd paste you in the weight room any day you flange, now come over here and serve us up some smash practise...
Badminton - meme gif
Badminton - video
Badminton - what is it?
Possibly the ugliest shit-hole in England possibly the world. Full of Chaves, neeks and old people
Hey do you want to come round my house
Sure where do you live
Badminton
Fuck off
What does "Badminton" mean?
Hey are you playing badminton?
Yes I am it’s the shit version of tennis
Badminton - what does it mean?
A synonym for a horrible sport the gives dumb poeple confidence just because they are awesome at a gay activity.
Dude, if you think badminton is a sport, you are seriously retarded.
Badminton - meaning
A game you play in bed with the one you truly love. (Exclude same-sex lovers)
Play some badminton with your pussy.
Badminton - definition
1. The act of two badmins (bad admins) tossing a community member back and forth before finally deciding on the length of a permaban.
2. Some sport for normal people
1. "Those admins are playing badminton with that user."
2. "Want to go play a game of badminton on the grass?"
Badminton - slang
If you play badminton u can suck your nan while getting pounded by ur cuz.
"You should go round with Mark"
"Does he play any sport?"
"He plays badminton"
"Fuck no."
Badminton
A cool game that you can play with others seems like tennis but less popular.
BadmintonPlayer: "Wanna play Badminton today?
BadmintonPlayer2: "Nah bro i f****d my wrist yesterday"
Badminton
Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.
Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.
Badminton
1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"