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What is cool game?
A website where you can play the littiest game ever awesome tanks 2
Ayoo i finished my project wanna 1v1 me on cool math games
cool game - video
Cool game - what is it?
Cool math games is a flash game website whose clever URL makes the site immune to virtually every school's URL filter, and thus unblocked. Contrary to what most kids might believe, Cool math games is not a recent thing, it has been around since 1997. For the past 22 years, this site has provided both Millennials and Gen Z an escape from the boredom reality of school.
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as technically all games require you to think.
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on cool math games
What does "cool game" mean?
Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.
Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.
In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.
Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.
EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*
EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)
Cool game - what does it mean?
A bunch of games that have noting to fucking do with math
Teacher: Y'all can play cool math games after your homework cuz i dont really give a shit
Middle schoolers: HELL YEAH!
Cool game - meaning
The only way to survive long and boring classes aka the entirety of school
Cool maths games is lit.
Cool game - definition
Best website in the world and houses some of the most lit games while you are at school...
guy 1: im bored
guy 2: since the teacher aint lookin you wanna play bloons tower defence on cool math games?
guy 1: sure why not
Cool game - slang
The most ingenious unblocked site ever. Teachers think it is ok because it's got math in the title but it has minimal thinking games like bloons TD, clicker heroes, and a bunch of other games that would take hours to find on any other unblocked site.
Student: Ms M. can I play cool math games?
Teacher: Sure Billy! I would love an excuse to not teach and get paid while you play on an EDUCATIONAL website.
Cool game
A very fun website that you can play ton of fun games on that are not even related to math.
P1: Hey dude wanna see who can get farther in Balloon Tower Defense, on Cool Math Games?
P2: Duuurrrr cuz I always win!
Cool game
the site that kids play at school nowadays to avoid work.
teacher: hey class today we’re doing work on our school laptops
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
Cool game
the art of being self conscious around others. Trying to impress & look good to those around you
Person 1: man whys that loser struttin around the gym today?
Person 2: hes playin that fake ass cool game cuz some dimes just walked in