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What is Baconing?
A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis
Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"
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Baconing - video
Baconing - what is it?
Person 1: Did you see his wallet?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!
What does "Baconing" mean?
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
Baconing - what does it mean?
Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}
Baconing - meaning
What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat
Bacon is good though
Baconing - definition
The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon
Hilarity ensues
Baconing - slang
The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
Baconing
The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.
"I just got a right bad baconing from John."
Baconing
n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana
v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.
Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."
David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*
Baconing
Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss
Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him