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What is Backstroke?
A cryptic reference to male masturbation.
Masturbation causes the release of endorphins, which helps one relax. So it’s actually not surprising that after a perceived crisis one would play backstroke roulette.
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Backstroke - video
Backstroke - what is it?
When a man reverse grips his penis and uses Frank's Buffalo sauce as a lube while masturbating.
Last night I gave the Buffalo Backstroke a go while watching porn, it was delightfully spicy.
What does "Backstroke" mean?
You’re hitting it from the back, you taze her in the stomach.
Last night me and my girlfriend tried the lightning backstroke, lets hust say we’re no longer together and have a court hearing on Monday
Backstroke - what does it mean?
A metaphor for drinking alcohol. Kendrick Lamar used this metaphor on his 2012 song, "Swimming Pools."
We're gonna backstroke oversea everyday this summer!
Backstroke - meaning
A reference to "Free! Eternal Summer", the sequel to " Free! Iwatobi Swim Club" Where when advertising the swim club, Makoto Tachibana announces when introducing himself, ( he is clearly nervous), that he " Has backstroke for days! And traps just as long". It became a meme for the fujoshi's who watch it.
Me: Makoto has backstroke for days, especially for Haru.
Other person: to bad Haru belongs to Rin
Me: FIGHT ME MAKOHARU FTW KYS RINHARU!
Backstroke - definition
When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.
I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.
Backstroke - slang
When Morgan Wallen fucks your girl reverse cowgirl and she makes a backstroke movement with her arms while doing so.
Man, my girl got fucked by the mean man with the mullet. She said he gave her the hillbilly backstroke.
Backstroke
The act of stroking yourself while reminiscing of your ex-girlfriends, typically done while looking at their facebook photos. For added authenticity, some backstrokers have been known to call or text an ex-girlfriend who is still willing to talk to them, although the stroking is not known to her.
I'm glad I'm still friends with Jessica. She's my favorite to backstroke to.
Backstroke
The most complicated and beautiful stroke in swimming, backstroke is similar to freestyle but swum facing the sky, as opposed to the bottom of the pool like all other strokes. Backstroke is also different from freestyle, breaststroke, and butterfly because it is started in the water instead of from a dive. Backstrokers tend to be long and lean, with a strong core and thighs. Some notable backstrokers are Ryan Lochte, Aaron Peirsol, Natalie Coughlin, and Missy Franklin.
"Ryan Lochte just won a gold medal in the 100 meter backstroke!"
"Wow, I wish I was a backstroker!"
Backstroke
Unlike my poor mistaken friend who mistakenly defined the word as something else, I know what backstroke actually is. The perfect stroke, relying on actual physical strength, ability and will, unlike breastroke, which is dominated by three-foot tall dwarfs with no swimming talent and enormous feet. If you've actually watched swimming before, you know that it takes a sound backstroke leg to win the 400 IM or give your relay a win. Backstrokers tend to be more manly, and have fun playing games like "Dunk the breastroker."
Idiot Breastroker: OMFG ILY BREASTROKE! It's liek so kewl!
Me: Do you need help?
Idiot Breastroker: *Puts suit on inside-out* Let's do an 800 breast!
Coach: STFU.
Me: *Smiles*