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What is Baby Potatoes?

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

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Baby Potatoes - video


Baby Potatoes - what is it?

potato baby

Edgar.

A Pokemรณn obsessed teenager who hasn't quite gone through "Pubbserty."
A gay baby, but not cute...so a potato baby.
His voice frequency is higher than me on crack. Yes, I know.
Also, happens to be a Chinese weeb. VIETNAMESE ANIME FTW!!!

"Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"
"SAY WHAAAAT?! That's not possible..."
"Yeah, I was just kidding. April Fools!"
" I was gonna say...There's no way that kid has hormones. He's like 4'2"."

Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"

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What does "Baby Potatoes" mean?

The combination between a potato and a baby, that inhabits the jungle-marshland of south-western China and northern North Korea. These so called "babies" were found by a man and a woman whose names may not be stated.

A potato baby looks like this in computer language --> 8

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Baby Potatoes - what does it mean?

Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.

That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.

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Baby Potatoes - meaning

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.

I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!

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Baby Potatoes - definition

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

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Baby Potatoes - slang

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

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Baby Potatoes

Sucking on an Asian mans balls

baby potatoes

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