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What is toddler?
the little guys whom asshole is the sweetest spot ever and tighter than hell
Yeah, Tom's toddler has a fine dumphole.
toddler - meme gif
toddler - video
Toddler - what is it?
when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure
when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure
What does "toddler" mean?
An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.
toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...
Toddler - what does it mean?
Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.
I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.
Toddler - meaning
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.
Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?
Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.
Toddler - definition
Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.
Toddler - slang
Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.
Toddler
1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.
your grandpa is a toddler.
Toddler
Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"
Toddler
the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert
that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...
10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"