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What is BaBY ShoWEr?

When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.

Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!

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BaBY ShoWEr - video


BaBY ShoWEr - what is it?

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

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What does "BaBY ShoWEr" mean?

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...

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BaBY ShoWEr - what does it mean?

When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.

Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!

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BaBY ShoWEr - meaning

The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.

Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.

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BaBY ShoWEr - definition

(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.

"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*

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BaBY ShoWEr - slang

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

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BaBY ShoWEr

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food

peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then

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BaBY ShoWEr

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

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BaBY ShoWEr

An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.

Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.

Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?

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