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What is baby shower?
the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
baby shower - video
Baby shower - what is it?
An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?
What does "baby shower" mean?
“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
Baby shower - what does it mean?
hey lets go baby shower that kid.
Baby shower - meaning
when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head
i gave her a baby shower last night
Baby shower - definition
when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body
damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...
Baby shower - slang
The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.
Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.
Baby shower
(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.
"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*
Baby shower
A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.
As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.
Baby shower
when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then