A man who is willing to sexually experiment with other men. The term is derived from the similarity of the BPA free symbol and the tips of two penis' touching.
That Wayne dude is BPA free for sure, i saw him Fish hook some dude then sniff the Duck Butter
BPA, or Big Penis Aura, is defined as the general air of imperturbable awesome that a man of significant endowment exudes at all times. A good example of BPA is seen in the behavior of motorcycle cops, who regardless of the possibility of being shot in the face and/or groinal region, still approach a pulled over vehicle with all the attitude and condescension one would expect from a nuclear-armed POTUS addressing a heckling girl scout troop.
"When D strutted into the room hips first with that look of total determination on his face, my testesshriveled in fear. His BPA intimidated the shit out of me."
"Barack Obama won the election because of his BPA. No man of ordinary genital disposition could project such charisma and self-assurance."
BPA; BallerPimpin' Awesome
An expression used in exclamation. Does not necessarily mean that what is being described is "Baller", "Pimpin'", and "Awesome" but rather that it is so cool and exciting that it deserves this expression. (The value of the whole is greater than the sum of its parts)
Has connotations of confidence, courage, and epic proportions.
"DANG! You MADE that boat!? BPA, MAN!"
"WOW, that was a baller pimpin'awesome concert last night!"
"I'm feeling so BPA right now... let's go climb a wall or something!"
Sometimes mistakenly exclaimed as "Baller Pimping Awesome"
A term used to refocus an otherwise distracted friend/family member. Can be used during a card game, a conversation, a baseball game to name a few. Typically used as a reminder, and always funny.
"I just got a new job. I'm so excited!"
"......."
"BPA!! WTF!!"
"My bad."
"I have to be at work by 3, hurry up!"
"What time do you have to be at work?"
"BPA"
"I hate you..."
The BPA scale serves 2 purposes. The first is to be a more straight forward scale than the ambiguous 10 point scale (what is the difference between a 6 or 7?) but also to give a little bit more detail than just a binary system. The second reason the scale was created was to allow for a scoring system, similar to ones GPA, that rewards quality over quantity.
Keep in mind that the scale is based on first looks only. No extra points for the girl being “cool” or anything dumb like that.
0=There is no way I would go home with her, even if I was blacked out drunk.
1=If she is still around at 4am, I am going to hit that
2=I am really not that proud of this, but I will likely lie to my friends and talk about how good looking she is.
3= I am definitively rocking that. This is the type of girl you bring around to make your ex jealous.
4=Wifey
BPA examples:
Claudia Schiffer = 4
Natalie Portman =3
Kristin Dunst = 2
That girl you banged in college but don't remember=1
Lady Gaga=0