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What is BLASPHEMY?
Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
BLASPHEMY - meme gif
BLASPHEMY - video
BLASPHEMY - what is it?
When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."
What does "BLASPHEMY" mean?
guy:Hello kitty sucks
Girl: Blasphemy
BLASPHEMY - what does it mean?
what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them
Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
BLASPHEMY - meaning
Blasphemy is the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence to a deity, or sacred things, or toward something considered sacred or inviolable. Some religions consider blasphemy to be a religious crime. As of 2012, anti-blasphemy laws existed in 32 countries, while 87 nations had hate speech laws that covered defamation of religion and public expression of hate against a religious group. Anti-blasphemy laws are particularly common in Muslim-majority nations, such as those in the Middle East and North Africa, although they are also present in some Asian and European countries.
You have committed an act of blasphemy which we will act upon harshly as we follow the hand of God in this community. You will be put to death for blasphemy and treason.
BLASPHEMY - definition
Blasphemy is anything thats existence can be called insult to god, especially those memes where the Sesame Street puppets are accused of pedophilia and hate crimes.
“I heard Herra sent Eleni photographic proof of Elmo molesting a child”
“Ugh I hate her, how could she commit such blasphemy”
BLASPHEMY - slang
Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s.
Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."
Person 2: "Blasphemy!"
Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."
BLASPHEMY
Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation.
Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"
Jenny: "Blasphemy!"
Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?"
Al: "Really?"
Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation."
Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!"
BLASPHEMY
statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.
Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village
BLASPHEMY
Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"