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What is BASS?
According to Meghan Trainor, it obviously means "booty".
In the song lyric "I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk"
BASS - meme gif
BASS - video
BASS - what is it?
(Also see "bass guitar", if you're looking up the kind of fish, sorry)
The bass is a stringed instrument; they are modeled to have 4 strings (Tuned to E-A-D-G), 5 strings (B-E-A-D-G), 6 strings (B-E-A-D-G-C), and even up to 15 strings... although the usual bass you'd see have 4-5 strings (4-stringed being the basic).
There are two types of bass guitars-
#1 is the acoustic upright/violin/double bass (which is the size of an obese adult and would weigh half as much as one.
#2 is the electric bass which is much lighter, much smaller, and much louder than the double bass- which because of that, it replaced the double bass and the cello.
***HEY, IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT TRYING OUT A BASS GUITAR, READ THIS BIT FOR TIPS***
Compared to a regular guitar, the bass has a longer neck and thicker strings, making the frequency lower than what a guitar could reach. In technique, the bassist has to concentrate more on where to place his/her fingers on the fingerboard than what string to pluck. This would mean that the bass is easier to learn but is harder to master than a guitar.
Also, since the bass can produce a low level of Megahertz and if it's at a high volume, this means you can FEEL the rumbling every time you strike a note, and since that the neck is very long, it makes an awesome chick-magnet!
TAKE NOTE!-- Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, abuse the bass by striking a few random, repeating notes and let the rumble do all the work just to get yourself laid. Grab some discapline and learn what it means to play the bass, get a teacher, be more intuned with your favorite music. I seen and heard enough halfwits in parties and the radio repeating the same few notes on a B-tuned string with a bunch of 15 year old girls watching, be more open-minded than that.
The reason why I love the bass is because it's an underestimated and underrated instrument. And the people who hate or think the bass guitar and bassist are worthless are either
A) dumbasses who don't know what real music is
B) tools who needs to take a fucking musical theory class
or
C) retards who think that the bass is an inferior form of the guitar (even though they both have very different backgrounds)
What does "BASS" mean?
An explanation point, or something of it. Something that's awesome and deserves an awesome ending to it. There is a correct way to say it, and that is to emphasize the "Bass". Credits to Ed Sheeran for making this up.
I just sold out Madison Square Garden with Bass,
Stuart Camp with Bass
I'm eating a donut with Bass
That's cool with Bass
BASS - what does it mean?
A misunderstood and underestimated instrument. Some retards with no musical sense think that a bass player is a lesser form than a guitar player but they don't realise that in many songs, a guitar would sound very shitty without the bass. Same goes for the guitar, a bass sounds... boring without a guitar. The two go hand in hand, whether added synthetically or actually played. I am a bassist and I have never layed hands on a guitar, they just don't interest me. So alot of bassists aren't failed guitarist. I chose to be a bassist because I love the sound and have an appreciation for its importance.
Flea! Whoo hoo!
BASS - meaning
2 words which Ed Sheeran uses to answer questions to people. It makes no sense and no one except from Ed himself knows what it means.
Mark:Sold out new yorks radio city music hall in under 1 minute :) nuts!!!” errr seeya!! Madison square gardens next!
Ed:with bass
BASS - definition
AN ASS THAT IS SO LARGE THAT THE SHEER MASS OF IT CREEPS UP ONES BACK BECAUSE THERE IS NO MORE ROOM FOR IT TO EXPAND.
DAMN! LOOK AT THAT GIRL R.M. SHE GOT A SERIOUS BASS BEHIND HER!
BASS - slang
When your dad says your in a world of shit, but like ten times worse is BASS
BASS
Man, you see that chick? She's BASS!
BASS
BASS basically means taking a Big Ass Super Shit
Jerry will often to go the toilet to take a BASS.
BASS
BASS in the colloquial description used in situations where someone is so overweight the fat on their BACK hangs down and merges with their ASS with no obvious demarcation between the two (i.e. their Back combines with their Ass to form a new single body part - their BASS).
Also refer to GUNT (i.e. a merged Gut and Cunt) and GENIS (i.e. a merged Gut and Penis).
“Check out the BASS on that massive lady. I can’t tell where her Back stops and her Ass begins"...