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What is BANTER?
A term used by students in Sale, Greater Manchester when answering most questions.
It is used as a reason for an event taking place.
It can only be defeated by one thing: "Anti-Banter".
Not to be confused with 'For Pussy'.
"Why did you finger-fuck Allie Cambridge?"
"For banter."
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BANTER - video
BANTER - what is it?
Verbal sparring that's fundamentally friendly, especially needed to deflate the egos of gloating friends
A banterous initiation to said friend:
"I wonder if your ass gets jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth"
What does "BANTER" mean?
A word used to describe the teasing and pisstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.
However, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by Justin Bieber lookalike student "LAD" twats who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. These people are also known as chino wankers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.
What banter is:
"You alright Mike? You seem miles away, you're not busy thinking of Tanya are you? Don't even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!"
What banter isn't:
"LOL LAST NIGHT DAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPPOST! EPIC BANTER LOL! WHAT A LAD!"
BANTER - what does it mean?
Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.
"You, sir, are drunk"
"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"
"Good banter sir"
BANTER - meaning
The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.
Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.
BANTER - definition
The magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. This word is most commonly used in Britain, but 'Banter' is used around the world.
Joe: Your dick is so small!
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night
Both: Banter m8 yh init
BANTER - slang
to be full of banter, to have a good time
yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous
BANTER
used to describe an act which was done to have fun only.
Aaron and Boris waxed their legs and belly infront of everyone in college to have a banter!
BANTER
this word allows the user to immediatly make any situation which has any homo erotic behaviour in it perfectly sraight.
it withdraws any notions that either party were ever performing such acts.
boy a: hey can i jizz on your face?
boy b: yeah sure
boy a: im done
boy b: Banter!!!!
situation is no longer gay.
BANTER
Word to describe absolute first class humerous bickering and or insulting.
Chav: oy mate u look like a cock
Top lad: shut it you uneducated arse
Chav: hey I've got three btecs u twat
Top lad: I rest my case
BANTER SIR!!