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What is B-Tard?
1:A white, adult, male, virgin usually suffering from some form of autism
2:One who pretends to be a hacker, although they're only capable of DDOS attacks on websites through sheer numbers, and occasionally defacing a myspace page.
True hackers crave recognition, after all.
3:One who hides behind anonymity so as not to be exposed for the sad, lonely, obese, gollum-like creature they truly are.
Def 1
Dude: "why doesn't he ever make eye contact?
Dude 2:"he must be a /b/tard."
Def 2
"gb2/b/ n00b!"
Def 3
"without /b/ i'd never experience any social interaction, thanks 4chan!"
B-Tard - meme gif
B-Tard - video
B-Tard - what is it?
One who fulfills both of the following requirements:
1) Browses/posts on the /b/ (Random) board of 4chan.org
2) Talks and/or thinks in a manner that is consistent with that of the board.
"/b/tard moar liek /b/awwsum kid amirite fokes"
"Y HELO THAR MR REEDAR!!1"
"OSHI- MY PANTZ R ON FIER LOL!!1"
What does "B-Tard" mean?
One who has experienced true Hell on the internet. This person has probably already gone insane. Talking to themο»Ώ will result in your own sanity or IQ loss. Talk to a /b/tard at your own risk, newfag.
"Rofldance, dude, did you see Rick Roll doing Weegee on top of Heavy Weapons Guy last night while on the phone with desu girl? But man, I tell you, Vagineer is as almost as scary as Ceiling Cat singing double rainbow, all the way. Zeus Cat, I'm such a /b/tard. Lol, internet."
B-Tard - what does it mean?
/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to fiji.
well, I have been thinking about becoming a /b/tard
B-Tard - meaning
One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.
7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.
"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."
B-Tard - definition
typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat
'/b/tards unite! We are anonymous! We are legion!'
B-Tard - slang
A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine
They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van
Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!
B-Tard
those whose lives revolve around the /b/, or "random" section of 4chan.
see also btard and /b/tard.
"ah fuck, we're surrounded by b-tards"
B-Tard
because the idiots above pissed me off, here is what a /b/tard is:
a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan.org, notfourchan.net, 7chan.org, 12chan.org, iichan.org, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.
there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.
/b/ does not exist. Move along, sir.
a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
and so on and so forth
B-Tard
Someone who browses 4chan's /b/ imageboard.
"I am a true /b/tard."