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What is Awkward Salmon?A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat. Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was. Awkward Salmon - videoAwkward Salmon - what is it?Originated in the Hudson Valley, New York. So...last night I walked into my grandma and grandpa gettin' frisky. What does "Awkward Salmon" mean?putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon Awkward Salmon - what does it mean?A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation. Grandma: Damn your grandpa is good in bed. Awkward Salmon - meaningA phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs. She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon! Awkward Salmon - definitionWhen you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration. Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night. Awkward Salmon - slangA move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout. Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz): Awkward SalmonSimilar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon. "Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward." Awkward SalmonAn act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water. XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about? |
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