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What is Autosexual?
Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."
Autosexual - video
Autosexual - what is it?
The hard on you get from looking at a hot car
I'm autosexual so what that muffler do?
What does "Autosexual" mean?
Someone who has sexual attraction to modes of transportation. This can include: Automobiles, Bicycles and other stamina driven devices, and even Aircrafts such as Planes and Helicopters.
Jose: "John is a little too into cars, What do you think?"
Michael: "He might be an Autosexual, maybe we should ask."
Jose: "Maybe."
Autosexual - what does it mean?
Being attracted to yourself. In a nutshell, narcissism.
"I'm autosexual. That means I'm attracted to myself."
'Well, that just sounds like narcissism with extra steps.'
Autosexual - meaning
Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.
I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!
Autosexual - definition
A fun way of saying narcissist
I’m autosexual
Autosexual - slang
Having or pertaining to the preference for gratification by one's clone, doppleganger, or one's alternate from a parallel dimension.
"It exists. The Vamp Willow from {Buffy the Vampire Slayer}:Dopplegangland was totally autosexual."
Autosexual
Someone who is physically and emotionally attracted to themselves. They may get turned when they look at the mirror, fantasize about their looks and their naked bodies, have thoughts about having a doppelgänger/clone of themselves to have sex with it and even think about marrying themselves (this has actually happened in Taiwan: A woman married herself!).
Although similar, this term should not be confused with metrosexual and homosexual. Metrosexuals dress to impress other people, to get compliments for their ego. While they may feel that they look good, they'll still feel NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION towards themselves. Homosexuals also may think they look good, but they'll not be attracted to themselves.
Autosexuals are less vain, narcissistic and uppity than metrosexuals, on the contrary. Autosexuals find themselves attractive not because they think they're the hottest thing in the world but because they are merely attracted to themselves and in their insides (self love). Unlike metrosexuals, autosexuals don't dress to impress, they don't try to look glamorous in front other people to fish for compliments. Why would they, because they only need THEMSELVES and not others.
Autosexuality is more common in men than in women. Women tend to be codependent, usually wanting someone to complete them. Men are usually not like that.
Not to mention, autosexuality does NOT mean someone who is attracted to cars!
- Are you an autosexual? Isn't that narcissism at its best?
- I'm an autosexual. I'm in love with myself to the point where I would date it and sleep with it. But I never try to flaunt my body and show off. Us autosexuals are not narcissistic. The love is between me & me, not between me and the crowd. Isn't it arrogance and unfairness to think that your partner is the most "hottest thing on the planet"?
- *Shuts up*
Autosexual
Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)
Damn, I just sprouted a big rubbery looking in the mirror. I must be getting autosexual.
Autosexual
A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*