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What is Astrology?
A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.
Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
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Astrology - what is it?
Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet
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bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.
What does "Astrology" mean?
dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism
"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"
"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"
Astrology - what does it mean?
An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
Astrology - meaning
Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?
Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch
Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo
Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology
Me- stfu
Astrology - definition
How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities
Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?
Astrology - slang
Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
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Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.
I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!
No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.
Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)
Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!
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Astrology is bullshit
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A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.
Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy?
Normal person: November the-
Astrology lover: Ew YoUr A sCoRpIo GeT aWaY fRoM mE!!!1!1!
Normal person: What the hell is wrong with you?