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What is Asian Sex?
A type of sex where you and your asian partner fart during sex inflicting great mood and positivity between you.
Hey baby wanna do some Asian fart sex tonight?
Asian Sex - video
Asian Sex - what is it?
The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
What does "Asian Sex" mean?
a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you
dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!
Asian Sex - what does it mean?
This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.
This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
Asian Sex - meaning
Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others
This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.
While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.
Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.
"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"
Asian Sex - definition
Sex in which the woman crouches on the man's penis in a cowgirl position facing the man, with both her legs resting on her feet, not her knees, with the feet placed by the side of the man's chest. Half Asian is where one leg is resting on the foot on the bed and the other on its knee.
He had Asian sex with her.
Asian Sex - slang
Asian Sex is determined as WACK sex! No matter how hot, sexy, curvy, or horny the girl is the guy is alway ugly! Usually the girls in Asian sex is so hot and horny people would be willing to give them a 48 hour orgasm (Is that even possbile?) Nahh don't think so. But the guy on the other hand is ugly, fat, drunk and gay. They go around telling people "I got a 18 inch dick!" People want to bag bang him while they fuck, because there ugly but people THINK they got a big dick. In the end asian sex is where the girl is beauitful and boy looks like a naked hobo.
Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that she fucked BOB?!
Person 2: Whoaaa! No way. Thats what I call Asian sex!