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What is Apple computers?"I love apples" Apple computers - videoApple computers - what is it?A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits. That's a trendy apple computer, Bill What does "Apple computers" mean?In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves? PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality. Apple computers - what does it mean?my apple computer keeps my door opened. Apple computers - meaningA term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating. Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet." Apple computers - definitionThe first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users. Apple computer started the PC revolution. Apple computers - slangCompany which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value. Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products. Apple computersA type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best Apple computersthread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other apples are shit blah blah... Apple computersApple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second. Mac- "Hi, im a mac" |
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