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What is croquet?
Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.
He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.
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Croquet - what is it?
When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.
"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael
What does "croquet" mean?
When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.
"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"
Croquet - what does it mean?
When two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same hole or in both vagina and butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.
Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
Croquet - meaning
When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.
Dude it was so awesome last night when I gave your mom a Risque Croquet!!!!
Croquet - definition
Once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill.
Croquet is not a sport, croquet is just some old game that no one cares about anymore. Oh yeah, and croquet sucks!
Croquet - slang
A term used to describe several people engaged in oral sex; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location.
Let's go play croquet
Croquet
An excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer.
Croquet is the shit!
Croquet
The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.
Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.
Croquet
possibly the most kick-ass game ever created. If you do not agree, then you are wrong.
JDB: Man, croquet kicks so much ass.
Loser: Shut the hell up, man. croquet sucks balls.
SSK: Fuck you, bitch. Croquet not only involves skill, but you can also hit shit with big-ass mallets.
Loser: Damn, I guess I'm wrong.