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What is Apple Computer?In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves? PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality. Apple Computer - videoApple Computer - what is it?my apple computer keeps my door opened. What does "Apple Computer" mean?A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating. Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet." Apple Computer - what does it mean?The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users. Apple computer started the PC revolution. Apple Computer - meaningA type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best Apple Computer - definitionthread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other apples are shit blah blah... Apple Computer - slangThe computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch. Bob - "What computer should I buy" Apple ComputerA computer that never crashes, and is now UNIX-based. They look good, are easy to use, and are fun. You can be more productive with an Apple Computer. Apple Computers last much longer than PCs. My Apple Computer is six years old, cost me $1000 new, but is faster than my one-month old Windows PC. It even runs OS X and burns DVDs! Apple Computer1) Beige Toaster Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk. Apple ComputerCompany which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value. Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products. |
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