Definder - what does the word mean?

What is America Online?

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).

I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!

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America Online - video


America Online - what is it?

The spawn of satan. It is said that it was created in the searing depths of of hell by nazis and an old european guy who never wears pants.

Boycott america online, lest thee be shot and buried in ye olde ditch.

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What does "America Online" mean?

America Online is a Program that allows you to go online, BUT, their high ass prices and slow ass internet access suck!

AOL made my computer crash!!!

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America Online - what does it mean?

A large internet service provider (ISP) that provides great services for people of all ages.

America Online (AOL) is the greatest ISP of all.

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America Online - meaning

An internet service provider that is the equivalent of aids for a computer
also goes by AOL

My pc has america online and i cant get rid of it

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America Online - definition

The slowest thing in the history of computers & the internet.

Guy 1: "OMG, America Online is so frickin' slow today!"

Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"

Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"

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America Online - slang

(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience

by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.

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America Online

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

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America Online

1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.

"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"

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America Online

Slowest Internet access EVER!

AOL- Slow As Hell

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