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What is Amber Turd?
Lucky this is both a noun and a verb.
Part batshit crazy, part a revenge shit, but basically leaving a steaming pile of (human) shit on your significant other's pillow as a statement of your opinion on their general worth as a human being.
Let's be clear...dropping a dog turn on a pillow is nasty enough but human shit...that's just a whole other level of nasty and crazy.
Side note - this is so crazy that it's virtually impossible to be good enough in bed to justify this level of crazy (see the crazy-hot scale).
Amber Heard left a steaming Amber Turd on Johnny Depp's pillow. I'm pretty sure it didn't smell like success.
Amber Turd - video
Amber Turd - what is it?
The act of taking a vindictive shit in someone else's bed.
Johnny Depp arrived home to find Amber Turd in his bed, but his wife was nowhere to be found.
What does "Amber Turd" mean?
One of the evilest actresses ever,
she is best known for abusing Jonny Depp and taking a shit in his bed.
She said that jonny abused her, which is obviously a lie, but Warner bros fired Jonny anyway.
Warner bros should rehire Jonny Depp, fire Amber heard and make a public apology.
Amber Turd is evil.
Amber Turd - what does it mean?
Amber Turd (Amber Heard) is a horrible husband-beater that got Johnny Depp fired because she's a fucking asshole.
Fuck Amber Turd.
Amber Turd - meaning
Amber Turd:-
Purposely shitting in someones bed you are meant to love and blaming it on your little doggy
Amber Turd - definition
Bruh, we should try getting google to autocorrect to "Amber Turd" instead of "Amber Heard" because she is one
Amber Turd - slang
The most evil, abusive, nastiest actress ever. Amber Turd (amber heard) pooped on Johnny Depp's bed then went to Coachella. Then blamed it on their tea cup Yorkies who can't even take a shit that big. 🛏️💩👧🏼
Amber Turd took a dump on my pillow!
Amber Turd
A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
Amber Turd
Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.
"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"
"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
Amber Turd
Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.