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What is Alienware?
Anything which is given far too much credit for its true value. Originally a mainstream brand of gaming computers whose popularity is among the uninformed beginner PC gamers. For the quality of the machines and customer service, the pricing should have been far lower than it was. Alienware is often associated with Beats headphones and Apple products (due to their actual worth being lower than they are made out to be).
Bob: "Hey, I just got my new Alienware laptop and it only cost me three thousand dollars!"
Joe: "I thought highly of you before you told me that."
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Steve: "What do you think of my outfit today?"
John: "Honestly, you're dressed in total Alienware. It looks kind of stupid and unoriginal."
Steve: "That hurts my feelings."
John: "You try to hard to fit in, now you look like an Alienware loser."
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Alienware - what is it?
A company that makes good PCs but charges you extra for a childish, light-up case that you can change the colors of. The fans are mostly spoiled kids/teens who beg their parents for the first thing they see when they google "Gaming computer" after seeing a post on facebook about 'PC master race.'
Bob: "I just got an Alienware from my parents!"
Jim: "That's cool, but I don't really like Alienware; It's just too expensive and childish for me."
Bob: "Lol ur just sayin dat becus ur 2 poor 2 afford it!!!!!!111
What does "Alienware" mean?
A pointless company that only gets it's profits from fat gamers who can't be arsed saving a grand by building a PC themselves.
Rob: Hey dude! How much was your PC?
Brian: £3000
Rob: Shit man! was that Alienware you fat lazy uselss pile of shit.
Alienware - what does it mean?
Any piece of technology created by extra-terrestrials.
Theories say some of the alienware found inside the UFO which crashed in Roswell 1947 was a high-tech propulsion reactor. They say all alienware had been brought to a top secret military base known as Area 51 in Nevada, Texas and been examined there by a special team of scientists.
Alienware - meaning
A division of Dell, 'nuff said.
Noob: My mom just bought me a new alienware!
You: rotflolmfaomfg...
Alienware - definition
Piece of shit computer, advertised as 'The Ultimate Gaming Machine'. Turns out that after 1 month ( the warrenty period ) the machine will decide to turn off after 10 mins of use due to overheating. I am talking about their laptops. When i say 10 mins of use i dont mean playing the latest game, but simply browsing the f**king internet. It seems im not alone with my experiences. So if you guys want an attractive but oversized hot paper weight buy alienware! If not...... well you know what to do.
I have a alienware computer.
Alienware - slang
Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.
"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"
"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."
Alienware
An overpriced bran of computers. They sell you stuff for 5 grand that you could buy yourself and put together for maybe 1 grand. They put in great graphics cards, but end up having maybe a 300W power supply so it ends up dying. The only use for an Alienware computer is getting a graphics card that's out of stock everywhere.
Because of the 300W power supply, Bobs Alienware died a few days after his purchase.
Alienware
Overpriced computers that anyone with more sense than money could build for at least half the price, and probably with better components.
Bob: Hey, I just got an i7 Alienware, only cost me $5000.
Alice: lol, I got the same rig and only paid $2000.
Bob: :(
Alienware
A company who makes excellent computer that break.
And when they break, they stay broken.
Customer: "Ahem i have a problem with..."
Alienware Tech Support "FUCK YOU!"
* Hangs Up *