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What is Aldridge?
‘An Academy’ full of bitchy rude girls and pussy boys who think they’re bad. beef someone and they’ll run to house crying. Everyone is fake and all the girls have a body count higher than their age. You aren’t allowed your phone out anywhere and can’t even wear some black airforce. The teachers are so bothered about uniform and it’s typically a bad school full of weirdos that get fake married. There’s multiple drug dealers and little groups of popular people. Popular people talk to popular people and weirdos generally don’t try to interact with them.
shall i move to aldridge school?
why, it’s a shit hole
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Aldridge - video
Aldridge - what is it?
Character from the British comic 'Viz' noted for his incessant lying. For the hard of thinking, the name rhymes with 'liar'.
Anyone who lies to a degree that they have lost grip on reality and actually believe what they're saying.
Someone you work with who never admits to their mistakes. "Oh, off he goes again, yeah, yeah, we believe you Aldridge Prior".
What does "Aldridge" mean?
There’s bare chavs that think they’re bad because they wear scarfs in lesson. One to three fights every week. Everyone there’s fake and no one likes each other but the teachers know how to teach at least. It’s a very segregated school, we have a whole asian corner, blacks mainly chat to the blacks only. The classrooms are ugly but the outside of the school is nice. We have bare windows. A lot of bait people have been to this school and Jorja Smiths brother went here.Lol
Aldridge School is probably the best school in Walsall.
Aldridge - what does it mean?
Lily aldridge is a gorgeous model who has made a name for herself by not only being a natural beauty with no plastic surgeries, but as well as being one of the most authentic mainstream celebrities. She is truly a class act and can win over the hearts of all with a simple smile. Owning the runway, she’s one of Victoria Secret’s most prized models. She doesn’t use her personal life for views or likes and for the most part keeps her life private from her social life. She’s a goddess who has graced us with her presence and it’s truly incredible.
“She is beauty, she is grace. Her name? Lily Aldridge.”
Aldridge - meaning
Aldridge school is full on Chavs, Wannabes, "Roadmen" and Nerdy little kids. Its a dump and all of the teachers have little to no respect for their pupils. Teachers are so strict on the pupils for no reason. You want to go to the toilet? You cant. You want to keep your coat on because the school never puts the heating on colder days? you cant.
Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
Aldridge - definition
When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.
Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger
Aldridge - slang
a large moomin from outerspace often appears in grass verges or banana trees
"oh yeah i saw that large aldridge in the banana tree called sam!" lol
Aldridge
The Aldridge religion, founded on the life and teachings of Barry Aldridge
My religion is Aldridgism:
Our Barry, who art on youtube
hallowed be thy channel;
thy video come;
thy blog post done;
on youtube as it is on blogspot.
Give us this day our daily vlog.
And forgive us our hater comments,
as we forgive those who hater comment us.
And lead us not away from recomendation;
but deliver us from chickdude.
For thine is the ukelele
For ever and ever.
Amen.
Aldridge
Verb: Aldridge
To speak in an Australian accent when totally irrelevant and out of context.
Did you hear that mug aldridging in Market Vaults last night?!
Aldridge
A magician, someone who creates and directs change without knowing it.
Someone who has extraordinary abilities to see into the future.
Has supernatural powers but is often not aware of it.
Aldridging: to go on a journey into the unknown. An adventure to the other side. To venture into the dark/light side of life.
The Aldridge conjured the power of grass as he walked across the lawn, his feet were slightly elevated but he didn't know it.
Capture him! He is a sourcerer, an Aldridge!!
I am a new person after aldridging for the last 7 years, 7 months, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 4 seconds.