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What is coathanger?

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

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Coathanger - what is it?

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.

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What does "coathanger" mean?

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.

Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!

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Coathanger - what does it mean?

The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.

When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.

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Coathanger - meaning

Code word amongst men of secretly saying to abort the mission or to leave a bad situation.

" Bro that girl is a coatHanger."
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"

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Coathanger - definition

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

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Coathanger - slang

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

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Coathanger

what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs

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Coathanger

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

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Coathanger

An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

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