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What is Alcoholism?
The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
Alcoholism - meme gif
Alcoholism - video
Alcoholism - what is it?
The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.
I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!
What does "Alcoholism" mean?
Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.
Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.
Alcoholism must be in this definition.
Alcoholism - what does it mean?
Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.
Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.
Alcoholism - meaning
Andrew is the definition of alcoholism. That fucking alcoholic
Alcoholism - definition
Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Doug: Where's Zach?
Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.
Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.
Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
Alcoholism - slang
A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.
Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
Alcoholism
When you're good at drinking.
Good drinkers can have 12 drinks before they get half buzzed, that's what pussies call alcoholism.
Alcoholism
The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.
Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"
Alcoholism
What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!