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What is polio?
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's favorite game, often played at executive pool parties and other shindigs.
An average game of Marco Polio...
"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."
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polio - video
Polio - what is it?
1. The day spent in bed nursing a hangover
2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom
3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
Examples:
1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.
2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
What does "polio" mean?
When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
Polio - what does it mean?
A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.
Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.
Polio - meaning
When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.
Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.
Kevin: Man, that's horrible!
Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.
Polio - definition
A synonym for something being 'cool' or 'alright'. It is frequently used in southern England to show other people that you are calm and that you have understood what they said. Most commonly used in practice with the word 'okay' or 'alright' in front of it.
1: Hey man, I'm off to Chicago
2: Okay, polio, take care
1: Drop the gun!
2: Alright, polio, relax!
Polio - slang
adj; normally used in place of words that are supposed to mean "cool," such as "mean," or "bad"; the "worst" form of "cool" you can be. I mean, what's worse than polio?
"DUDE, that car is MEAN."
"No way, that car is so POLIO."
Polio
Someone completely useless to all human society.
A sped, spaz or retard.
"Lets get together after school and watch the polios attempt to swim! And fail, of course."
or
"John told us he was eating lunch, but when we looked he was eating his shirt. What a polio, lets discontinue our friendship with him."
Polio
Very strong marijuana or the state of being highly intoxicated from marijuana.
Dude, let's fire up the polio.
(Observing someone who is very obviously stoned out of his mind) He's got the polio.
I'm totally polio'd now man. I'm gonna go crash.
Polio
1. A highly contagious disease, but a vaccine was created to stop it.
2. Someone who is useless to humanity.
3. A bad substitute for the word "cool".
1. Polio vaccines were created in 1955.
2. "That guy is such a polio."
3. "That car is so polio!"