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What is Albertsons?Peter Albertson is the definition of a unit. This man is sexy and outgoing and will take any risk. This man is not afraid to lose and will come out on top. Peter Albertson, might as well be god himself. Someday I want to be like Peter Albertson Albertsons - meme gifAlbertsons - videoAlbertsons - what is it?Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons. Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met. What does "Albertsons" mean?An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property. "Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny." Albertsons - what does it mean?A place where human beings turn into beasts and try to save as much money as they can...it's a place where you see certain soccer moms everyday because they have nothing better to do after they dropped off Talan, Shiloh, and Dakota at soccer pratice. Certain customers can earn a title known as "Legend" if they are deemed worthy by a certain group of cool employees. These "cool employees" pretty much run the store and are all smoking hot, no homo. Such legends at one particular store in Rowland Heights include: Cabbage Patch Lady, Duckman, Paper Bag Lady, Cat Lady, Orca Lady, Leather Man, Benson & Hedges Lady, etc. And the hoes that work there will dress up all skanky and come into the store on their off days to show off. This is what is referred to as "Cake-Walking". They will come in and buy gum or something not needed...they will then precede to have sex with many dudes and do drugs. And once in a while, you can spot cholos running out of the store with stolen beer. albertson's checker: "hello mam, do u have your albertsons card?" Albertsons - meaningService first, second to none. Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!" Albertsons - definitionA communist outpost hidden as a grocery market Look itβs a COMMIE FUCKING OUTPOST ALBERTSONS Albertsons - slangA once respected grocery store chain started by a humble man, beloved and respected by his community for his fair business policies. "Oh my God Larry, have you seen Albertsons stock since the merger?" AlbertsonsThe most prestigious company ever with a hiring bar much higher than FAANG and quant. Google employee: My TC is 500k! AlbertsonsA hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones! "If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you" |
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