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What is Admiral Ackbar's?
The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.
Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!
Admiral Ackbar's - video
Admiral Ackbar's - what is it?
Used to describe a large but battered male member, the damage to which makes it seem as if it has seen much hands on fighting in an intergalactic conflict. General Calrission, you must withdraw!
Girl 1: Are you gonna take him home tonight?
Girl 2: I was thinking about it......
Girl 1: Well i wouldnt suck him off, he's got an Admiral Ackbar in there!
What does "Admiral Ackbar's" mean?
Your tongue can't repel taste of this magnitudue!
"Wow, Admiral Ackbar Cereal!"
Admiral Ackbar's - what does it mean?
When a person, a girl in particular, has beady eyes that are so far apart that they appear to be on the side of his or her head, much like the character Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi. This feature generally destroys their otherwise attractive appearance.
Coined by Steve from The Preston and Steve Show on WMMR in Philadelphia.
"Man, that Uma Thurman would be hot if it weren't for her Admiral Ackbar eyes."
Admiral Ackbar's - meaning
Admiral Ackbar warned us that it was a trap.
Admiral Ackbar's - definition
When a girl is on all fours sucking you off, when your buddy sneaks in and attempts to have anal intercourse, realizing this the girl with your dick in her mouth yells "It's a trap" a la Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars
"Dude we totally Admiral Ackbar'd that drunk chick last night"
Admiral Ackbar's - slang
The Male Mon Calamari General From STAR WARS; If you're looking for the official stuff. go to wookieepedia.com
Admiral Ackbar, a truly great character
Admiral Ackbar's
one of the best characters in the original star wars trilogy. He saved the galaxy.
"ITS A TRAP!" this is said by admiral ackbar, but his greatest line was "Be smart, Be victorius!" or "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE"
Admiral Ackbar's
a sexual prank used while in the doggie-position. Man on man, girl on girl, man on girl, girl on man, whosoever is taking the other from behind announces before ejaculation "the Death Star is fully operational!" to this the receiver turns around and says "WHAAATTT?" only to be greeted by a "ITS A TRAP!" and a face full of creamy ejaculate (basically the "Admiral Ackbar" in the situation facials the chick)
Creamer yelled "ITS A TRAP" right before he creampied the girls face and completed "The Admiral Ackbar"
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