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What is Accountability?
Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.
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Accountability - video
Accountability - what is it?
Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
What does "Accountability" mean?
Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.
Hey whats your job?
Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans
Accountability - what does it mean?
Blaming someone else for your own actions
I blame my students i have good accountability
Accountability - meaning
Accepting that you are responsible for your actions, and not blaming racism for your own problems.
Jacob Blake should take accountability for the actions he took which led to him being shot.
Accountability - definition
To be able to count
Accountability - slang
Noun: a meaningless term applied to State Standardized testing; generally used to make politicians sound important.
State Senator: Wow, the only student who can't read is the one who never showed up to class all year! We need more accountability for the teachers that did not track that child down and force them to learn.
Accountability
blame, in the sense that others are free from blame in assigning "accountability" to others
I want to assure the American People that this administration has assigned full accountability to uh, and that, uh, there are people who are, people in this administration, and that (whoever is scape goat du jour) accepts full accountability - and it's hard work! And we've, uh, he's got a job to do, and he's gonna do it. He's accountable!
Accountability
Noun:
A word lacking a definite meaning. Often used in conjunction with the words "regulation", "greed", and "oversight" (all of which have equally vague definitions) on major news networks to elicit emotional responses from their braindead viewers.
Talking Head 1: I think that the greed on Wall Street, selfish people who make money, and the lack of oversight by the government are to blame for the failing economy.
Talking Head 2: Yeah! We need more accountability!
Accountability
What is generally lacking in the chambers of Congress and the boardrooms of Fortune 500 corporations!
Kenneth Lay- Let's just see if we can blow up this corporation while getting silly-rich in the process.
Junior Accountant- But sir, what about the thousands of employee retirement funds? Are you aware of corporate accountability?
Kenneth Lay- (Silence... Crickets humming...) Umm, I just bought a new Maybach...