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What is Count?

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!

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Count - what is it?

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

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What does "Count" mean?

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.

When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."

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Count - what does it mean?

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

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Count - meaning

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

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Count - definition

The number of people you have slept with

He fucked her just to get his count up.

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Count - slang

A instigator of drama, conflict, and anything that is pure in gamming today, also a coward who is to afraid to fight on equal terms with anyone and makes excuses for everyone, plz ban, block, and remove all contact hes involved in, including all game servers.

hey look its the count x'D!!!! what a loser

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Count

a specific time of day when inmates need to be in their house and the CO's (Correctional Officers) go cell by cell making sure that each inmate is accounted for. You are to be on you bed/bunk sitting up and awake during the process. this usually happens at least 3 times daily.

I took a nap this afternoon but had to wake up for count.

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Count

A southern term to describe something as being good.

That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

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Count

A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

"A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count"

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