Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Access?

A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.

"There is something about her that is just so accessible"

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Access - meme gif

Access meme gif

Access - video


Access - what is it?

to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy

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What does "Access" mean?

(computers) to use

I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.

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Access - what does it mean?

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"

Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

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Access - meaning

getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

you have vip acess ;)

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Access - definition

The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.

*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale

"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"

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Access - slang

devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.

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Access

an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it

look above

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Access

to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.

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Access

You need to go to the bathroom.

I NEED TO GO ACCESS

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