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What is tandem?
A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.
I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!
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tandem - video
Tandem - what is it?
(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.
"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."
What does "tandem" mean?
Adjective
A substitute for the politically incorrect term, "gay." Also can be used to describe something that is lame, unfortunate, or ridiculous or to replace the phrase, "no homo."
1. Dude! You're lookin' good today. No tandem.
2. You rollerblade to work? That is so tandem.
3. Mr. X: The bartender cut me off cuz I puked all over the pool table.
Mr. Y: That's tandem.
Tandem - what does it mean?
The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.
Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.
Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.
Tandem - meaning
The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.
With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"
"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"
Tandem - definition
when two or more people wants & know that they'll stay together for the rest of their lives. synonym for "until the end"
i want to be tandem with you.
Tandem - slang
When 2 or more people are extremely high simultaneously, and they begin laughing at the same time with neither one knowing what is funny.
How about this tandem we got goin' on here? Now pass that blunt, bogart.
Tandem
The act of having sex while simultaneously being screwed in the ass.
I got tandemed last night by Gina and Rodger I can hardly walk.
Tandem
Tandem is a pair/match or the chemistry of two people
It is a commonly used word in the Philippines, especially when talking about their favorite couples in Filipino Dramas.
-Gusto ka talaga yung tandem nila
meaning:
-I really like their chemistry.
Tandem
A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.
Hey Nick, you wanna tandem tonight?
Yeah bro. I'm up for a tandem.