Definder - what does the word mean?

What is A fucking cat?

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.

Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

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A fucking cat - video

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A fucking cat - what is it?

Being in charge/ in control

Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.

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What does "A fucking cat" mean?

1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

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A fucking cat - what does it mean?

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

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A fucking cat - meaning

Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up

Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one

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A fucking cat - definition

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

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A fucking cat - slang

a term one would say in frustration.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

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A fucking cat

A person who goes by the name of Cameron who happens to have sexual intercourse with cats

Oh yeah did you hear "Cameron fucks cats".

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A fucking cat

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

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A fucking cat

If I see it one more time...

If I see that fucking cat one more time...

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