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What is A dick move?
When a normal person makes a maneuver that would ordinarily be performed by a jerk or dick. Generally not a serious move.
Jonas just threw sand in my face. What a dick move!
Armond, the town goat, just defecated on a pedestrian. What a dick move.
A dick move - video
A dick move - what is it?
Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".
John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.
What does "A dick move" mean?
A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD
oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch
A dick move - what does it mean?
When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.
Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.
A dick move - meaning
Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.
"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."
A dick move - definition
When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick
John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there
A dick move - slang
To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.
John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!
A dick move
d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness
Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium
Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!
A dick move
Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.
Dick move, Don. Totally a dick move.
A dick move
An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.