Definder - what does the word mean?

What is eligible?

Having the right to do or obtain something

You should be eligible to vote in the US.

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Eligible - what is it?

the ultimate player, he's womans dream man, he knows that and the woman knows that so they have a "understanding" that she'll put up with his cheating as long as she doesn't have to be exposed to it.

"Hey i'm a eligible bachlor so i can get any woman i want as many as i want,and most of the woman know about each other but they won't complain too much because they don't want to lose me"

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What does "eligible" mean?

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.

Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04

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Eligible - what does it mean?

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

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Eligible - meaning

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.

Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.

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Eligible - definition

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.

Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.

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Eligible - slang

In an eligible manner.

Lex Rudel Eligibly has a small dick.

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Eligible

The opposite of deligate. When one assigns a task to his/her boss.

The job didn't get done because I eligated it to Mr. Smith and he dropped the ball.

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Eligible

to be eligible for a heating

you is eligible

yo linnin is eligible

yo barber is eligible

alexanders smelly ass is eligible

yo german ass is eligible

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