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What is ASSED?
The final phase of using the suffix "-ass" when insulting someone.
Look at that stupid-ass, dumb-ass, gay-ass, ass-ass mothafucka!
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ASSED - video
ASSED - what is it?
The sex act performed in "Requiem for a Dream" but now commonly referenced when one's employer demands of you a seemingly meaningless yet excessively time consuming task
Friend: What did you do at work today?
Lowly Summer Analyst: Ass to ass!!
What does "ASSED" mean?
When two people split a Chicago Polish Sausage.
Chicagoan 1: "Hey man, I'm not going to eat all this Polish. You want to go Ass to Ass?"
Chicagoan 2: "Hells Yes!" "Cut it up"
ASSED - what does it mean?
A difficult phrase to say with a serious facial expression, as seen in the film Requiem for a Dream.
ASS TO ASS!
ASS TO... phhb oh jeez dude, I am so high right now.
ASSED - meaning
Originally from the movie Requiem for a Dream. It refers to a movie that is almost painful to watch from start to end, but the final or penultimate scene which is typically obscene and far fetched, makes up for the whole movie.
Eh, I'd say save your money but that ending is all "Ass to Ass."
ASSED - definition
n. An occasion where you must do something unpleasant in order to obtain something you need. Named after Jennifer Connelly in 'Requiem for a Dream', because sometimes you need to hustle for your fix.
A: I wanted to score some weed for tonight, so I had to have dinner with my sister's gross roommate.
B: Wow, you really went ass to ass tonight.
ASSED - slang
Inspired by the movie Requiem for a Dream, ass to ass is a sexual position where each partner simultaneously insert a double-dildo into his/her anus. Each partner is then penetrated to adquate length of the double-dildo so that they become "ass to ass."
Two heroine addicted prostitutes insert a double-dildo into her anus while a crowd of men cheer them on and a mysterious man named Uncle Hank yells, "Ass to ass!".
-Requiem for a Dream
ASSED
When someone with tourettes has an ass-twitch
Tourettes Guy: ASS ASS ASS
ASSED
Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.
Would would you like for breakfast?
ASS TO ASS!
Where shall we go on holiday this year?
ASS TO ASS!
What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?
ASS TO ASS!
You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.
ASS TO ASS!
I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.
ASS TO ASS!
You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.
ASS TO ASS!
I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.
ASS TO ASS!
Surely that's enough, now.
ASS TO ASS!
ASSED
A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"
-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"
-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"
-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"
-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED